'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'
Laughing Laureate Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the humorous spirit of a laughing laureate? Our collection features witty, creative items that celebrate cleverness and humor. From stylish mugs and T-shirts to cozy pillows and artful prints, find the ideal way to honor a lover of laughter and sharp wit. Whether for a fellow humor enthusiast or to add a humorous touch to your own space, these products bring joy and inspiration for every creative personality.
POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.
"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."
"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"
Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,
'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'
'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'
"King and clown—why can't I be both?"
"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."
Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.
'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'
"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."
Tragedy and Material
"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."
Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.
"Mildred, who haven't I fired yet?
"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"
'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'
Learn to Laugh at Yourself
'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'
Alan Carr
Cold-calls.
I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.
Man photographing fish through magnifying glass
LOLpalooza
'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'
Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.
Rob Brydon
"My science project blew up on the way home!"
Caution Dulcimer
Dermatology Lab. Employee Evaluations Today. What a great evaluation! They said they're going to name a rash after me!
I lost my job as a political satirist because reality is funnier than I ever could be.
"Your condition is extremely serious Mr. Butkiss. You should try laughing more often!"
Woman returning from Weight Watchers - ""You're late - did you get detention?"
"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."
Laughing Laureate Gifts Collection
Laughing Laureate Mugs
Discover a selection of mugs that celebrate humor and wit, inspired by the laughing laureate—perfect for brightening your mornings.
Laughing Laureate Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows inspired by the laughing laureate—bring a playful touch to your living space.
Laughing Laureate Prints
Explore art prints that celebrate inventive humor and cleverness, inspired by the laughing laureate—perfect for adding personality to your walls.
Laughing Laureate T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty T-shirts that capture the essence of the laughing laureate’s clever humor—make your wardrobe smile.