Leash Labyrinth Lover Gifts

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sigmund Freud.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"The boss can see you now."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Dog with Anchor Lead

House of books.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Irish Bricklayer

The Ladder to Heaven

Hang Time Fido

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

maze

Freeways in the Supermarket

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Corporate Ladder

Walking the Dog.

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'