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"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

The disadvantages of working from home

Walking the Dog.

Walk the dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Again, I remind you, Master is old and frail, so, no pulling on the lead when we go for a walk with him: he could fall..."

"Oops sorry. He's actually really sweet."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Self-walking dog

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'Yes, I got it all.'