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'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"His he still pulling on his leash?"

"Morning!"

Hang Time Fido

"Walk's don't do it for me anymore."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"It's alright, he's just being friendly."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'