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"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"This dog has wheels!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Self-walking dog

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Morning!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."