Leash Training Lover Mugs

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"This dog has wheels!"

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Hang Time Fido

Self-walking dog

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

"Morning!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."