Leash Law Rebel Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

A child and his dog

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Dog Teenagers

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"She never took to the leash."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Turning with mathematical precision.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Covid Garbage Dump

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

School Boundries.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Hang Time Fido

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Morning!"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'