Rebel With A Leash Gifts

Dog Teenagers

Bitchbark Canoe

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

The Surly Yoof

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"She never took to the leash."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.