Rebel With A Leash T-Shirts

Dog Teenagers

Bitchbark Canoe

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

Australian punk

The Surly Yoof

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

The serious corporation

"She never took to the leash."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

What to do if the kids take away your car.