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'I told you to be home by midnight.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

Chippunks

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Australian punk

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.