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'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"What's with your hair?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Tough Teddies

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Australian punk

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Dog Teenagers

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

An Anarchist's Christmas

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

No U-turns

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"