Rebel Without A Comb T-Shirts

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"What's with your hair?"

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

The Surly Yoof

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Dog Teenagers

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

No U-turns

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.