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I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Dog Teenagers

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

The Threat of AI

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'Next.'

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"

Escape

'Hello, Robotaxi Cab Company?! I think one of your drivers has a screw loose!!!'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

What we were promised...What we got.

Help a Nerd

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

'If automation ever creeps into this place, I'm getting out.'

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'

"It's just a phase."

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'