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"She never took to the leash."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

A child and his dog

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Teenagers

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

The Dog

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"Try switching hands when you walk the dog!"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

Stew considers getting a shorter leash for Spot.

'Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?'

Close encounter.

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

'Beware of Dogs.'

'No Tarquin! No!'

He's a rebel without a cause.

"He still won't eat? Bah! Him and his hunger strike. He will soon learn that I am a very patient man."