Leash Rebel Sympathizer Gifts

"She never took to the leash."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

A child and his dog

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Teenagers

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

The Dog

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

"Try switching hands when you walk the dog!"

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Stew considers getting a shorter leash for Spot.

'Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?'

Close encounter.

He's a rebel without a cause.

'No Tarquin! No!'

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

'Beware of Dogs.'

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

"Here he comes."