Rebel With A License Gifts

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Unrest Area.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

A souped up car...

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Australian punk

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Dog Teenagers

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.