Rebel With A Degree Gifts

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

Ethics exam cheater.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Had enough of the box.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Australian punk