Leash Disciple Gifts

Who's taking who for a walk

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Morning!"

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

'Yes, I got it all.'