Outlaw Sympathizer Gifts

Wanted. Being "wanted" is nice 'n' all. But just once I'd like to be "needed."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

God in the bunker.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Know Your Level

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Sauron's Sore Eye

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

Billy the Kilt