Outlaw Enthusiast Gifts

"... And I quote: 'Seeing as we're robbing the photographer's studio, why don't we get our photo taken while we're here?'!"

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

Not at all O.K. Corral

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Billy the Kilt

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.