Outlaw Aficionados Gifts

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Emotional blackmail.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Not at all O.K. Corral

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Billy the Kilt

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

New Milks

In-law country