Outlaw Enthusiasts Gifts

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Billy the Kilt

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

In-law country

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

No Parking in Firelane.

Cowboy takes selfie with his wanted poster.

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

'Godfather, Clemenza here feels that, if you ran for president, we might stand a chance of killing people legally,'

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"I said back off. . ."