Outlaw Lore Fan Gifts

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

Vlad the Impala

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Naming that Impala

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Not at all O.K. Corral

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Loch Ness.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Viking helmet...

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Billy the Kilt

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

"Got Blood?"

A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.

In-law country