Outlaw Story Lover Gifts

"Sheriff, Have you heard that Billy the Kid's coming to town?"

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"What did Jesus order?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Fairy tale

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

The princess and the key

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'