Outlaw Admirers Gifts

"I said back off. . ."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Billy the Kilt

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

No Parking in Firelane.

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

In-law country

Cowboy takes selfie with his wanted poster.

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

"I don't know anything about the Stockholm syndrome. I just think he's cute."

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'