Outlaw Admirers Gifts

"I said back off. . ."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Billy the Kilt

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

No Parking in Firelane.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

In-law country

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

"I don't know anything about the Stockholm syndrome. I just think he's cute."

"It was an interesting panel on how we're represented in fables."

Cactus in desert with gun!