Outlaw Country Fans Gifts

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Skate or die."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

What your guitar says about you.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Reality Wagon Train

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Cowboy Acupuncture

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

I don't care that you always did want to be a song bird. Stop it or leave.

"I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions."