Outlaw Music Enthusiast Gifts

In-law country

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Billy the Kilt

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'