Outlaw Tunes Lover Gifts

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Not at all O.K. Corral

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

Billy the Kilt

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

In-law country