Outlaw Tunes Lover Gifts

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Silent music

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Billy the Kilt

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

In-law country