Outlaw Music Enthusiast Mugs

In-law country

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Not at all O.K. Corral

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Billy the Kilt

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'