Outlaw Admirer Mugs

Billy the Kilt

Not at all O.K. Corral

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Billy the Kid

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"To the lady in the harbor."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Bad Rhymes

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Sorcery weapon

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.