Outlaw Lifestyle Lover Mugs

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Punk Reindeer

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Crusty Bread