Outlaw Lifestyle Lover Pillows

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Punk Reindeer

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

Crusty Bread

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."