Outlaw Aficionados Mugs

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

Not at all O.K. Corral

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Billy the Kilt

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

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