Music Outlaw Mugs

Silent music

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

The unorganised organiser.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

In-law country

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."