Musical Outlaw Mugs

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Silent music

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

The unorganised organiser.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

In-law country

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'