Musical Outlaw Prints

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Silent music

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

The unorganised organiser.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

In-law country

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

'You might be taken more seriously as a hero if it wasn't for the sissy hat.'