Modern Outlaw Prints

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

The unorganised organiser.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

Robin Hood and His Merry Men

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'