Modern Outlaw Gifts

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Silent music

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

The unorganised organiser.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'...You've got no game.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

Robin Hood and His Merry Men

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'