Stylish Outlaw Gifts

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mod Kwan Doh

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Not at all O.K. Corral

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Silent music

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Billy the Kilt

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson