Sentimental Outlaw Gifts

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'You might be taken more seriously as a hero if it wasn't for the sissy hat.'