Sentimental Outlaw T-Shirts

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

Silent music

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Valentine's Day Cards. Do you have one somewhere between affection and commitment?

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

'Have your posse hunt down my posse and we'll all do lunch.'

Wanted. Being "wanted" is nice 'n' all. But just once I'd like to be "needed."