Comedic Outlaw T-Shirts

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Model's aspirations

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"After eliminating all suspects...the murderer can only one person."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Police crime scene.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Drunken Ass

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

"But on the other hand..."

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."