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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Toilet Art.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"Bloody Graffiti."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Silent music

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"I don't care if 'the medium is the message'. You can't draw directly on the fridge!"

Soup art attack

"My art speaks for itself."