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'Me? I'm a sculptor. I work with found objects, some of which occasionally fall into the category of stolen jewelry.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

Silent music

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

In-law country

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

Cowboy takes selfie with his wanted poster.

Cactus in desert with gun!

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

Pedro couldn't believe his eyes. "Marion," he shrieked, "After all these years, you're still alive!"

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

Artist using his beard as a paintbrush.

'Look, Tex. You've gone viral.'

Christmas in prison.

"Go ahead - rob a bank, but don't say I didn't warn you."

"... And I quote: 'Seeing as we're robbing the photographer's studio, why don't we get our photo taken while we're here?'!"

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

"Our class is studying Henry Starr, Jesse James, and Bonnie and Clyde. We weren't going to, but since the mask thing..."

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."