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'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Joan Jett

Nick Cave.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I heard they got back together."

Silent music

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Ronnie Wood

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

The unorganised organiser.

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."

Man playing a guitar with boxing gloves.

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