Rock And Roll Outlaw Pillows

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."

Man playing a guitar with boxing gloves.

the world's first music critic...

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

The unorganised organiser.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."