Biker Outlaw Pillows

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Artists of the wild west.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Cheesie Rider

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Biker chopper shopper

"You had me at hell."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'He loves hearing me scream.'