Outlaw Athletes Pillows

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Extreme sports injuries ward.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Silent music

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."