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When stupid prisoners play Baseball

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Double Bass Jumpers.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Extreme sports injuries ward.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Silent music

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'