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"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Silent music

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

The unorganised organiser.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'