Outlaws Mugs

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Silent music

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

The unorganised organiser.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

When stupid prisoners play Baseball